Monday, April 6, 2009

The Post in which I type the word "Titty"

Sam walked over to me and said, "Mom, what is this called?" He then proceeded to give himself a titty twister.

A little surprised, I said, "What do you think it's called?"

"A boob twister?"

"No, it's called a titty twister."

"Charlie* gave a twitty twister to Diego* today at school."

I laughed a little and then explained to him that that is red flag touching and I better not ever find out he does that to people.

He asked, "If it's red flag, then why did you laugh?"

"Because you said "Twitty"! Ha Ha!"

*The names have been changed to protect the innocent - except for Sam because we all know he's not.