Sam walked over to me and said, "Mom, what is this called?" He then proceeded to give himself a titty twister.
A little surprised, I said, "What do you think it's called?"
"A boob twister?"
"No, it's called a titty twister."
"Charlie* gave a twitty twister to Diego* today at school."
I laughed a little and then explained to him that that is red flag touching and I better not ever find out he does that to people.
He asked, "If it's red flag, then why did you laugh?"
"Because you said "Twitty"! Ha Ha!"
*The names have been changed to protect the innocent - except for Sam because we all know he's not.
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Ha ha ha!!! I used to hate the word Titty...and sometimes I still do. But, when the right person says it...it's so funny. (I won't mention any names.)
He is so funny.
That's funny!!! I still hate the word titty....even when the right person uses it!
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