"Why are you DOUBLE PICKING YOUR NOSE?!"
Now picture this:
I'm on the phone with Matt. I turn my head and look at one of the munchkins I babysit (who's identity will remain protected). Said munchkin has hands up near face. Arms crossed at the wrists. Index fingers extended into opposite nostrils.
Regretfully the camera was not available for a quick shot. I'm sure the munchkin will be glad the picture does not exist in the future.