In the car on the way to school -
Sam: Mom, I thought of someone who could kill Link.
Me: Uuummmmm, the PowerPuff Girls.
Sam: TSS! NO!
Me: Uuummmmm, King Koopa
Sam: Who's that?
Me: The bad guy on Mario Brothers.
Sam: No way. If Mario can kill him just by jumping on him a few times then Link could totally kill him. Link has a sword, boomerang and a bow and arrows.
Me: Oh. Then who, tell me.
Sam: BEN TEN! (said in a DUHHH voice.)
Me: What? No way. If Link can kill that big boss who looks like a dinosaur by hitting him in the belly with a bomb and then while he lays down to recover Link aims a bomb in his mouth to blow him up from the inside, then Ben Ten could never kill Link.
Sam: YES! If Ben Ten used his Omnitrex to become Grey Matter or Diamond Head he could kill Link because......
Luckily the drive to school only takes about three minutes, other wise he would have gone on all day. OK, maybe I did egg him on a little, but he doesn't have any siblings. If I don't do it, who will?
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