It happened twice this week....
First, I was talking to two of my friends and one was complaining about her flat-ish chest (she is not flat and I would love to have her body) . The other friend told her,"You're a Pirates dream!"
We both looked at her like she was crazy, and then she said, "You're a sunken chest!" We were totally laughing and the "flat" friend said she was going to tell her boyfriend that, and I said, "NO! Don't tell him, then he'll want some Booty!" Then we were screaming.
The next one is a little more involved. Matt and I stumbled upon a show called Keeping up with the Kardashians. I don't know if I spelled that right, but it doesn't matter because I'm not recommending the show. It's a reality show about this filthy rich family and the different ways they mistreat each other - at least that's what I gathered from this one episode. Kim, who has wanted a Bentley since she was 12 was finally wealthy enough and her dream was coming true. So she loads her sisters into the car and heads to the dealership to pick it up. Long story short, they get into a huge fight and Kim starts yelling things like, "You are ruining my moment! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY BENTLEY!" They call each other names and the sisters drive off. Kim catches up with them later, there is slap fight and we stopped watching.
So Matt's making the bed on me, as usual. My favorite! The time of day I live for.
I was laying in the bed, half on my side, half on my tummy with my top leg bent and extended onto his side of the bed. And maybe I was being a little bossy about it because he had the nerve to call ME a Kardashian! So I said, " You are ruining my moment!... YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY BENT KNEE!"
The best part was that beside cracking myself up at my little joke, I totally made Matt laugh hard. I love it when that happens!
22 hours ago